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Quotes 1) It is better to live shortly, and enjoy it, than to live long and have regrets. 2)Everything ends, it is what you do with it while you have it that counts. Thats all untill i find my little book of these things.... |
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Thoughts 1) People say money can't buy happiness. Well lets look at this shall we? Money can buy the following things, EVERYTHING!! Pot, Beer, Women, Cars, Houses, More Pot, Everything!! So money cant buy happiness?? Well what the hell do you think is happy? 2) If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. OR TURN THE DAMN AC ON IDIOTS!!! GOD!! 3) If you mail a letter to the post office, who reads it? Who delevers it? Something to consider.... 4) If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Maybe not, but that deer it landed on sure screamed like hell. 5) Why do dogs bark? Because maybe THEY WANT TO!! DUH. 6) Why do cows moo? Because they are cows, and cows moo. That did u think I was going to say? 7) I once heard of a man who didnt get to be a OBGYN because the colleges he applied to didnt have any openings..... 8) Think about this...The cow jumped over the moon, One Jack jumps over candle sticks for fun, and another Jack has a crown untill he breaks it and pushes a bitch down a hill. What kind of fucked up shit are we telling our kids?? 9) Would a cow feel weird if you took him to a McDonnalds? |
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Thats all for now. check back later. I will put more up every chance i get. |
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